Philosophical Musings with Laura

By: Laura Mueller Stop signs. What are they? Do we ever, truly stop? How are we expected to stop in this life of fast-paced consumerism on our silly planet going over 1000 mph through the void of space? And we are asked, nay, commanded by a silly red octagon to stop. How dare these silly…

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7 Incredible Life Hacks

By: Laura Mueller and Rebecca Weinberger 7 Incredible Life HacksTM Accept the inevitable. How to Make a Mug Cake (A Cake in a Mug) VOICE:  There are three ways to make a mug cake. One, mix equal parts of gasoline and frozen orange juice. Jack’s eyes snap open and he turns to see *Tyler*, who…

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If Aliens Started Attending Hathaway Brown School for Girls (a few brief situations that would arise)

By: Laura Mueller and Rebecca Weinberger International Relations The Center for Global Citizenship changes its name to Center for Universal Citizenship to appease all students. Joe Vogel announces trips to Mars, Neptune, and the Andromeda galaxy, along with the usual selections to Kazakhstan and Tuvalu. Dress Code A stray alien makes her way down the…

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