By Aambar Agarwal
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All the Books We Have Read for English at HB, Ranked
By: Aambar Agarwal & Divya Bhardwaj We have read lots of books during our time at HB, and we enjoyed them all in their unique ways, but some were definitely better than others. Here’s all the books we have read, ranked first by Aambar and then by Divya. Aambar’s list: 1. The Gate to Women’s…
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SpongeBob’s Demise
By Aambar Agarwal SpongeBob SquarePants. It was the show that brought meaning to my childhood. The show that offered me comfort during my worst days. The show that never failed to make me dizzy from laughter. The show that once seemed to be immortal. It’s been twenty years since the first episode aired, with SpongeBob…
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Enjoy Life
By: Aambar Agarwal When I first saw an Enjoy Life chocolate bar sitting on the shelves of a long-gone Wild Oats, I was skeptical. Though the cheerful purple wrapping looked promising, even five-year-old me knew that I would probably be allergic to it: story of my life. Nevertheless, after scrutinizing its ingredients, my mom purchased…
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Chain Migration
by Aambar Agarawl “We’re gonna end both of them. The lottery system and chain migration. We’re gonna end them. Fast,” vowed Donald Trump at a news conference on December 12, 2017. This was in response to the terror attacks that had happened in New York City. However, is ending chain migration truly the best decision…
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The Texas Shooting
By: Aambar Agarwal 26 dead. 20 injured, 10 in critical condition. On Sunday, November 5, the deadliest shooting in modern Texas history happened. The gunman, Devin Kelley, shot at the Sutherland Springs First Baptist Church in Texas with an assault rifle and 15 loaded magazines. Before the attack, Kelley reportedly had a dispute with his…
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DACA
by: Aambar Agarwal “This is a sad day for our country,” wrote Mark Zuckerberg. “It is particularly cruel to offer young people the American dream, encourage them to come out of the shadows and trust our government, and then punish them for it.” He wrote this is in response to Jeff Sessions’ words on Tuesday,…
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