Why The White House Isn’t as Secure as You Think It Is

By Crystal Zhao On September 19th, an armed intruder was able to sprint across the lawn and enter the White House before finally being tackled by an off-duty Secret Service agent. Omar Gonzales,… Continue reading

A Complete Blow by Blow Account of the Showdown Between Paula Deen and Vladimir Putin (ACBBASBPDVP)

By Laura Mueller and Rebecca Weinberger   paula uses: butter barrage putin uses: leftover WMD’s from Cold War paula uses: leftovers putin uses: racism paula uses: racism –  paula and putin strike up… Continue reading

Space: It’s Pretty Neat

Take a Sniff of the Heart of the Galaxy By Emily Spencer Meet Sagittarius B2, a big cloud of dust and gas hanging out near the center of our galaxy. It is mainly… Continue reading

Top 5 Reasons Why You Should Join Debate

By Gigi Protasiewicz   You get to spend quality time in the Middle School building                                      … Continue reading

Top 5 Things to Do in October

By Addie Klimek and Isha Lele October: 31 days of pure excitement, horrifying adventures, and cozy nights snuggling alongside all the free candy you just snagged. Although for some of you, October just means… Continue reading

Nutella Lovers Celebrate its Golden Jubilee

By: Sukhmani Kaur BUZZZZ!! The bell rings; it’s time for lab and some students head down to the cafeteria for the best meal of the day, breakfast. “Should I run down the Hogwarts-like… Continue reading

Featured Club: Young Politicians

By Anna Lietman and Evie Schumann On Tuesday, we had the privilege of interviewing Izzy Catanzaro (grade 11), one of the leaders of Young Politicians. Unfortunately, we did not have the opportunity to speak… Continue reading

The Fault in Our Stars: My Search for Augustus Waters

By Li Stebner Monday night rolls around, and usually I would either be at a class of some sort or another, running errands that we were too busy to do on the weekend,… Continue reading


Hi Everyone! Here are the details for the photo contest and as a little sneak peek of what’s to come, we have some amazing photos taken by Amanda Zeilinger ’15! Send us anything from… Continue reading

Featured Fiction: B. Furlich

You Wish (inspired by Allen Ginsberg’s Howl) By: Brady Furlich Time wasted, soap spilled, nude not naked we try to be sophisticated, tumbling down barrels of blue monkey chirps never read, we who… Continue reading