by Yardena Carmi
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Sam the Eagle is divorced.
He has two kids but is not close to them.
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Fozzie Bear and Kermit the Frog are identical twins.
Or best friends and neighbors. The Muppet Universe has some continuity issues.
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All of the Muppets may have been raised by the same faceless woman.
Her name is Nanny
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Gonzo almost exclusively dates chickens.
With the exception of this cow.
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Kermit gave the 1996 commencement speech at Southampton College.
Right after receiving an honorary doctorate.
BONUS: Kermit the Frog’s 1995 fragrance line.
“Pour homme, femme, et frog.”