by Yardena Carmi
Check any that apply:
- You will chew on anything.
- You have square pupils.
- You often scream at the sky.
- People have told you that you have awful body odor.
- You have been cultivating a chin beard.
- The world is your toilet.
- People assume things about you and you often feel misjudged.
- You are just in love with hay. I mean, who isn’t?
- You’re smarter than you look, but also twice as aggressive.
- You’ve been crashing in a barn a lot lately.
- Your hooves are cloven.
- You have great hair.
- You are distrustful of other people.
- Your lawn is the tidiest.
- Kids love you.
If you checked five or more than you are MOST DEFINITELY a goat!