7 Things All Basketballs With Faces Know to be True

by Yardena Carmi, Illustrations by Kathy Wang

1. People do a double-take.

2. Contouring is a challenge. Especially since you don’t have hands.

3. As well as finding flattering clothing.

4. This is what your typical day looks like:

5. And it can be hard. You are definitely familiar with gymnasium flooring.

6. People don’t always listen to what you say.

7. But you know you are fly AF.