How to Win over an HB Girl’s Heart

By: Morgan Whaley

For those who have ever needed pointers on how to steal an HB girl’s heart.

 

Bagels-

A toasty bagel with a spread of cream cheese will melt her little heart.

Starbucks-

Know her favorite Starbucks drink by heart. And I hope you like coffee breath…

Clothing-

I hope you love a girl in sweats and leggings because let’s be real, every HB girls middle name is secretly “bum”.

Good listener-

Keep your ears wide open as she converses about her day, whether the current national debt or how the brown bag ran out of tostitos

 

Concerts-

Know who, when, and where and her heart is yours.

 

Couches-

If “I’m suh tired right now” does not come out of her mouth at least once a day then she does not go to HB. This is why couches are necessary.

 

Netflix-

For a rainy day, Netflix is all you need.

Combine it all together for a blissfully happy girl from the Hath.