5 Reasons Not To See Frozen
By Kat Holleran
1. You hate listening to fantastic music.
“Warning: contains catchy music” should be plastered all over advertisements for Frozen. Even after first watch, you’ll be exuberating a painful rendition of “Let It Go” after you get that Math test back. Then, before you know it, you’ll be asking strangers “do you want to build a snowman?”
2. You’re afraid of cutting-edge graphics.
Frozen’s beautifully done animation may be overwhelming and confusing to some viewers. If that’s you, it’s understandable. The graphics surprised us all at first. But the ability to overcome this shock varies from person. If you’re unable to control yourself when you see a sharp graphic, I suggest you avoid seeing Frozen.
3. You don’t appreciate acts of true love between sisters.
If you can’t handle a story where the girl saves the day, then Frozen is not the movie for you. Sisters, Ana and Elsa, show the audience that the man doesn’t always need to come to the rescue – the female characters can be the heroines too! If you’re a sexist pig, you probably won’t enjoy this chilling tale.
4. You have irrational angst towards comical snowmen.
This also goes for singing snowmen.
5. You’ve (wrongly) banned Disney from your life.
There are a handful of people that have removed Disney from their lives out of frustration and annoyance. If you’re one of these people, you probably will not enjoy this movie.
Just kidding. Frozen is a wholesome film. See it.
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