Wanted: Faculty’s Babies

By Lane Chesler

Why: Wanted for crime of taking over the hearts and minds of Hathaway Brown. Below are    descriptions of said babies. If found, please cuddle until their parent arrives.

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Name: Luca Ciuni

Described in 3 words: 37/10 on cuteness-scale

Favorite activity: cooing and sleeping

Most annoying thing about him: he isn’t good at anything, except being cute

Favorite food(s): milk

If he was the child of a celebrity, whose child would he be?: Brangelina, because they’ve adopted everyone else’s babies

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Name: Thea Hiedemann

Described in 3 words: 10/10 by me.

Favorite word(s): “B” sounds are her “area of expertise” (ex: Baby, Button, Baba)

Favorite activity: loves to “play while standing up”

Most annoying thing about her: leaves no time to do anything else, but she’s not annoying

Favorite food(s): strawberries



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Name: Daphne Elizabeth Kollin

Described in 3 words: inquisitive, confident, yogurt

Favorite activity: definitely singing. “It’s so heartwarming to see Daphne expressing herself creatively and bringing positive energy to the world through song.”

Most annoying thing about her: incessant singing.

Favorite food(s): anything on your plate.


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Name: Ada Ruth Hatcher

Described  in 3 words: friendly, enthusiastic, curious

Favorite word(s): “outside,” “water,” and “noise,” which she now says if she hears anything 

Favorite activity: dancing with her big HB sisters in the Dance Studio, reading, and waking up at 5:00 every morning

Favorite food(s): toast, carrots, and pizza

If she was the child of a celebrity, whose child would she be?: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith