Wanted: Faculty’s Babies
By Lane Chesler
Why: Wanted for crime of taking over the hearts and minds of Hathaway Brown. Below are descriptions of said babies. If found, please cuddle until their parent arrives.
Name: Luca Ciuni
Described in 3 words: 37/10 on cuteness-scale
Favorite activity: cooing and sleeping
Most annoying thing about him: he isn’t good at anything, except being cute
Favorite food(s): milk
If he was the child of a celebrity, whose child would he be?: Brangelina, because they’ve adopted everyone else’s babies
Name: Thea Hiedemann
Described in 3 words: 10/10 by me.
Favorite word(s): “B” sounds are her “area of expertise” (ex: Baby, Button, Baba)
Favorite activity: loves to “play while standing up”
Most annoying thing about her: leaves no time to do anything else, but she’s not annoying
Favorite food(s): strawberries
Name: Daphne Elizabeth Kollin
Described in 3 words: inquisitive, confident, yogurt
Favorite activity: definitely singing. “It’s so heartwarming to see Daphne expressing herself creatively and bringing positive energy to the world through song.”
Most annoying thing about her: incessant singing.
Favorite food(s): anything on your plate.
Name: Ada Ruth Hatcher
Described in 3 words: friendly, enthusiastic, curious
Favorite word(s): “outside,” “water,” and “noise,” which she now says if she hears anything
Favorite activity: dancing with her big HB sisters in the Dance Studio, reading, and waking up at 5:00 every morning
Favorite food(s): toast, carrots, and pizza
If she was the child of a celebrity, whose child would she be?: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith